Seek to disrupt life and the mission of any member of the World Superhero Registry, or any Superhero period. Create mayhem and chaos wherever and whenever possible.
Find a local theater showing a summer Blockbuster that has a long line out front. In whatever way possible, ruin the film for that line. You may need to see the film first, so if you yourself are in line and see a fellow ROACH leaving, you may want to cover your ears.
Buy a damn shirt and become a member!!!


Just because we are a ruthless organization run by a despot who will have you beaten (or worse!) for not following orders doesn't mean we aren't open to your opinion and new ideas! So if you think you have a fun new mission, or heck, any ideas on how to improve the actions of ROACH, lets hear 'em! What's the worst that can happen!?